Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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