Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Girls should come with a carfax report
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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