You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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