I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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