Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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