he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Shame - the story of my life.
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