i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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