Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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