i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You made out with two different species that night
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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