Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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