I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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