Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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