I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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