He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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