The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Randomize
