The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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