how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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