You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
