I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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