it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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