Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
