We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
