doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The adults are the big ones right?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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