So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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