i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
do herpes really smell.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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