im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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