Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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