In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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