Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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