I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Welp...herpes.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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