I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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