I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
The air taste purple.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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