i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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