what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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