Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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