yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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