i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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