Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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