Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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