meet me or not, i'm out of control
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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