But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
