its not stalking. its research.
Barsexuality is the new black.
you win again, gameday.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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