Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
fuck your aforementioned shoe
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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