Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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