I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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