I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Do plants get herpes?
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