I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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