it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Duck Duck Cougar?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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