3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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