therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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