Reggie can tackle my bush.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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